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A Foreign Education
0₦0.00The University of Colorado has many valuable lessons to teach young British exchange student Ross Cooper. There is the art of unfastening bra straps using only a foreign accent, the politics of corrupting campus radio through obscene freestyle rapping, and the science of sharing a jail cell without using the communal toilet.
But when he finds himself falling for April – the all-American girl of his adolescent dreams – only to confront her smarmy hulk of a boyfriend, Ross faces his biggest education of all.
It proves to be a master class in friendship and depravity, lust and restraint, rumour and honesty, and the hard-fought sport of love.
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Primrose Cottage
0₦0.00The villagers of Muddlecombe-cum-Snoring were perplexed as load of strangers went into Primrose Cottage: the Head of the Russian Mafia; his minder Boris “Seven Bellies” Slobovitch; two undercover CID policewomen; a London Solicitor and a young fresh Indian doctor.
And what was Captain Creighky O?Riley MC doing on a murder charge in Moscow together with the village idiot “Dense” Dimmock? And what was his Mum, Mrs Dimmock, going to do for her committee meetings in lieu of Primrose Cottage?
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The adventures of “Dense” Dimmock and Boris “Seven Bellies” Slobovitch
0₦0.00Once upon a time in a far off land called Azerbaijan during the time of Perestroika, whoever she was, a young Scottish petro chemical engineer was minding his own business drinking a glass of watered down vodka in the “Pink Pussy” night club in downtown Baku.
And on a lovely summer’s afternoon in a quaint chocolate box village somewhere in the middle of England called Muddlecombe-cum-Snoring, Boris, a retired KGB assassin and Dense, the village idiot working for British Intelligence, were enjoying a pint of their favourite bitter in their local pub minding their own business.
So, just as everybody was starting to live happily ever after, who should turn up, yes, the shit fairy!
